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Flory24




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Amalia Gabriela: 16 ani, 2 luni

13.04.2007 2:21   e bine sa fii barbat!!!  citat 

E bine sa fii barbat!



1.- Iti pastrezi buna dispozitie toata luna.
2.- Mecanicii nu te fac prost.
3.- Nu cari peste tot o geanta plina de rahaturi.
4.- Nu esti furat la coafor.
5.- Ti-e perpendicular daca nimeni nu observa noua ta freza.
6.- La interviu pentru un job corpul tau nu conteaza.
7.- Daca esti criticat la munca, nu gindesti ca toti te urasc in secret.
8.- Nici-unu dintre colegii tai n-are capacitatea de a te face sa plingi.
9.- Lenjeria intima te costa 50.000 in loc de 500.000.
10.- Trei perechi de pantofi sunt destui.
11.- Aranjamentele pentru nunta se rezolva singure.
12.- Haine de nunta: 3.000.000 lei in loc de 9.000.000
13.- Iti pastrezi numele de familie toata viata.
14.- In luna de miere sau in vacanta ai nevoie de o singura geanta.
15.- Faci baie si esti gata in10 minute.
16.- Poti umbla in tricou alb prin locuri unde te poti uda.
17.- Tot ce ai pe fata ramine cu aceasi culoare
18.- Nu trebuie sa te razi mai jos de beregata.
19.- Poti lasa patul de la hotel desfacut fara mustrari de constiinta.
20.- Parul carunt si ridurile iti stau bine.
21.- Poti participa la un concurs de ragait fara sa-ti fie rusine.
22.- Poti spune orice fara sa-ti pese ce gindeste lumea.
23.- Poti fii Arbitru, Popa, Presedinte.
24.- Te poti plimba seara cu masina.
25.- Poti uita o aniversare sau sa faci alte greseli, florile vor aranja totul.
26.- Poti sa te asezi cu picioarele desfacute, si ce daca!
27.- Mergi la toaleta singur, nu in pereche sau in grup
28.- Cozile la WC sunt cu 80% mai rare
29.- Nu trebuie sa opresti la urmatorul PECO fiindca "WC-ul e prea murdar"
30.- Poti sa-l admiri pe Bruce Willis, fara sa mori de foame ca sa arati ca el.
31.- Luis Miguel, Ricky Martin, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt si ceilalti nu fac parte din universul tau; nu sunt decit o mana de poponari.
32.- Nu trebuie sa faci curat in apartament de fiecare data cind vine cineva.
32.- Cunosti cel putin 20 de variante de a deschide o bere.
33.- Poti rationaliza orice fraza cu un simplu "da-o in p... m...!"
34.- Nu trebuie sa monitorizezi viata sexuala a prietenilor tai.
35.- Poti trece in vizita la un prieten fara sa-i duci un cadou.
36.- Convorbirile telefonice cu prietenii tai dureaza mai putin de 60 de secunde.
37.- Daca nu suni un prieten cind ai zis ca o faci, acesta nu va comenta cu alti ca te-ai schimbat.
38.- Poti sa te uiti la TV ore intregi cu un prieten, in liniste, fara sa gandesti : "oare-i suparat pe mine?"
39.- Daca cineva uita sa te invite la un eveniment, continua sa-ti fie prieten.
40.- Daca cineva merge la un chef cu un pulover la fel ca al tau, nu te superi.
41.- Daca ai 34 si esti necasatorit, prietenilor tai nu le pasa;din contra, te felicita.
42.- Prietenilor tai nu le pasa daca ai slabit sau te-ai ingrasat.
43.- Nu-ti pasa daca unii vorbesc in spatele tau.
44.- Nu trebuie sa te multumesti mancand numai resturile de copiii tai.
45.- Poti sa te scarpini intre picioare la orice ora din zi.
46.- Daca-i cald poti sa-ti deschizi camasa fara probleme.
47.- Cu 400 de milioane de spermatozoizi la fiecare "partida", ai putea dubla populatia pamintului ... cel putin teoretic.
48.- Poti fi tata zilnic daca vrei, fara sa trebuiasca sa astepti 9 luni.
49.- Nu te supara ca cel mai bun prieten de al tau are si alti prieteni
50.- DAR....in comparatie cu o femeie....esti sexualmente SLAB!


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LauraConduraru




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Andrei Conduraru: 15 ani, 11 luni

23.04.2007 9:32     citat 

interesant, dar haideti sa ne mandrim si noi cu ceva, oricum fara noi ar fi lesinati n-ar fi in stare...


-sa-si calce o camasa
-sa-si faca de mancare
-sa-si spele niste rufe
-sau sa devina tati asa cand vor ei... scot limba


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ralus




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anna: 15 ani, 3 luni
mara: 12 ani, 6 luni

24.04.2007 4:12     citat 

flory de unde le-ai scos!? rad rad rad

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bebelasa




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Andreea Alexandra - Sufletelul nostru
14 ani, 11 luni

25.05.2007 9:37     citat 

Super tare. rad rad rad

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