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Christa




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Mona Julia: 15 ani, 10 luni

29.06.2004 1:55   niste gandurí ... de-ale altora :)  citat 

In speranta ca nu le-a publicat inca nimeni ... daca da, cer scuze anticipat pentru repetare. scot limba
> Un semn sigur ca ai imbatrinit este ca luminarile de pe tort costa
> mai mult decit tortul.
>
> Poti invata o pisica sa faca orice vrea ea.
>
> Foarte multi oameni isi petrec viata culcindu-se cind nu le e somn
> si trezindu-se cind inca le este.
>
> Mult mai multi barbati si-ar parasi nevestele, daca ar sti sa isi
> faca bagajele.
>
> Nu e destul sa fii tu norocos, trebuie ca ceilalti sa nu fie.
>
> Nu conteaza daca esti sarac sau bogat. Conteaza sa ai bani!
>
> Daca ti-e foame - maninca sare : o sa iti fie sete!
>
> Vegetarian : un cuvint vechi indian. Inseamna "vinator bleg"
>
> Stresul inseamna sa te trezesti urlind, apoi iti dai seama ca nu
> dormeai.
>
> Este dovedit statistic faptul ca 100% din divorturi au la baza
> casatorii.
>
> Viata e asa de tragica : azi esti aici, miine iarasi.
>
> Poate ca banii vorbesc, dar cu auzul nu stau prea bine, pentru ca
> niciodata nu vin, cind ii chem.
>
> Dimensiunile prietenei mele : 1024x768x256
>
> Daca Dumnezeu ar fi vrut sa fim specialisti informaticieni, ne-ar fi
> creat cu 16 degete la miini.
>
> Traieste fiecare zi, ca si cum ar fi ultima. Apoi intr-o zi asa se
> va si intimpla.
>
> Viata mea e ca un film care nu are distributia prea reusita. Si nu
> ii intelg nici actiunea.
>
> Femeile sunt ca medaliile olimpice : trebuie sa lupti pentru ele,
> apoi iti atirna de git o viata intreaga.
>
> Timpul vindeca orice, insa nu e un bun chirurg plastician.
>
> Dupa ce te casatoresti, vei afla ce e fericirea. Numai ca va fi prea
> tirziu.
>
> Nu ma duce pe mine in ispita, gasesc drumul singur.
>
> Daca ajuti pe cineva, ai sa vezi ca isi va aminti de tine si data
> viitoare cind are nevoie de ajutor.
>
> Dumnezeu a creat lumea din nimic. Nimicul se mai vede pe ici-colo.
>
> Vacanta de vara este perioada cind parintii isi dau seama ca
> profesorii nu sunt platiti suficient de bine.


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lumy24




Locatie: France

29.06.2004 2:03     citat 

cool cool mi-au placut!

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roxanica-mamica




Locatie: Romania
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Marc Antonio: 18 ani, 9 luni

29.06.2004 2:30     citat 

rad rad rad

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fish




Locatie: Olanda
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DEBORAH - albinutza
18 ani, 9 luni
VLAD DARIUS - voinicel
13 ani, 5 luni

29.06.2004 5:02     citat 

si mie mi-au placut..si nu le-am mai citit pana acum, Christa...

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Nina




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Nina-Cristina: 20 ani, 4 luni

30.06.2004 7:55     citat 

Nu le-am mai citit, sunt tare faine. zambet

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