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Locatie: auckland, new zealand
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Adrian: 18 ani, 11 luni
Maya: 12 ani, 11 luni

09.10.2003 9:31   Adevaruri despre barbati :-)  citat 

a mai multe ori.

Cand se uita le meciuri, barbatii isi inchipuie
ca, daca se concentreaza, isi ajuta echipa favorita.

Daca vrei sa-ti acorde atentie, nu te atasa de un
barbat inaintea unor meciuri de Cupa.

Barbatilor le plac telefoanele cu multe butoane.
Acest tip de telefon ii face sa se simta importanti.

Barbatilor le place sa fie ei primii care citesc
ziarul de dimineata.

Toti barbatii arata caraghiosi in sandale, cu
sosete negre.

Dupa modul in care un barbat se uita in oglinda
poti sa deduci daca mai tine si la altceva decat la el.

Nu incerca sa inveti un barbat, in public, sa faca sau sa spuna ceva.
Sfaturile trebuie date acasa. In public, el trebuie sa stie tot.

Barbatii care incep sa cheleasca, poarta sapca.

Barbatilor le plac ceasurile cu agenda, alarma,
muzicuta etc.

Toti barbatii detesta a a curajosi sa mearga la
razboi, dar nu atat de curajosi incat sa accepte sa faca o injectie.

Barbatii nu au celulita.

Femeile iau toaletele altor femei mult mai in
serios decat o fac barbatii. N-o sa auzi niciodata un barbat la o
petrecere
zicand: ,,O, Dumnezeule, mai e cineva imbracat in costum gri!"

Daca un barbat gateste pentru tine mai multe decat un fel de mancare,
précis
are intentii serioase.

Cand trei sau mai multi barbati se intalnesc,
vorbesc despre sport.

Cand trei sau mai multe femei se intalnesc,
vorbesc despre barbati.

Asociatia de idei la o femeie se face asa:"Sunt
indragostita. Apropo, trebuie sa-mi cumpar sutien."
Un barbat spune: "a nu suna. Poti sa fii sigura ca n-a simplu n-a nu se
Ingrasa ar trebui sa manance doar cand nu sunt femei de fata.

E o problema daca vrei sa scapi de un barbat fara
sa-l ranesti. Expresii ca "iesi afara" sau "nu vreau sa te mai vad" nu
fac
decat sa te oblige sa-i dai explicatii ca sa scapi de el. Incearca sa-i
spui
"Te iubesc, vreau sa ma marit cu tine, vreau sa avem copii". Va pleca
fara
sa ceara explicatii.

Barbatii accepta complimentele mult mai usor decat femeile. de exemplu:
"Costica, arati foarte bine azi".
Costica: "Multumesc".
Invers: "Maria, arati foarte bine."
Maria: "Da? Probabil din cauza luminii."

Barbatii care asculta muzica clasica nu prea
scuipa.

Barbatii sunt mai siguri pe ei pentru ca, inca din copilarie, se vad
niste
eroi legendari. Femeile sunt mai putin sigure pe ele pentru ca toata
viata
vor sa fie ca o papusa Barbie.

Cand o femeie incearca o rochie care ii este
stramta, se gandeste ca s-a se deprima, pe cand
barbatii
incep sa agate fete tinere si sa cheltuiasca.

Barbatii uita tot. Femeile isi amintesc tot.


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Venetia: 29 ani - La Multi Ani!
Federica: 15 ani, 10 luni

25.10.2003 4:45     citat 

Frumoasa poezioara si adevarata. zambet Citeva particularitati imi par familiare. si tie? Ar trebui sa facem un club al nostu al fetelor, nu ar fi o idee buna? foarte fericit

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radutud




Locatie: Brasov

28.10.2003 10:09     citat 

... si ce ar trebui sa spunem noi?

din fericire nu ma regesesc in poezioara ta si ma intreb de ce sunt atat de atipic.
Sunt eu oare de vina .... sau poezioara e de la tzara?


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Lexi: 20 ani, 1 luna

28.10.2003 10:49     citat 

Mai radutud, Ina a
baiat




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Adrian: 24 ani

06.11.2003 9:03     citat 

pozioara este ca lumea, ce am mai ras.
Unele chestii sunt adevarate!


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Nina-Cristina: 20 ani, 6 luni

06.11.2003 12:05     citat 

He, he...! Cam asa e ! rad

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07.11.2003 3:01     citat 

Ce adevaruri, nici n-as fi putut sa cred ca au atatea "calitati"... zambet

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